Teflon

Apparently I have discovered a great talent that I am naturally gifted at. Athletic? Yes! Strong mental awareness? Definitely! Acute hand-eye coordination? A prerequisite! Enough of the literary foreshadowing, it is the ultimate multi-player game for the Nintendo Wii console called Super Smash Bros. Brawl and in the world of strong competitors (Nintendo forums) it is also known as SSBB.

You ask the question why I may be delusional, but I ask you the question of why am I so good. I have played individuals from Japan, Venezuela, Australia, Peru, Mexico, France, and all U.S. national players who have came across an opponent named Fiend. Cocky? Absolutely not! I have trained on the level of how Olympians train for the World Olympics, the NBA finals, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, Wimbledon, MLB World series, World Cup, etc.

However, I have lost the desire to search for an epic challenge that may be worth turning on the console for. For now, I am going through heavy meditation like the kung-fu monks in the deep mountains of China in search for spiritual enlightenment. Like, Magic vs. Bird, Jordan vs. New York Knicks, Kobe vs. The state of Colorado, Agassi vs. Sampras, Bobby Fisher vs. Boris Spassky. Basically, all I am saying is that I’m really good.

To an average person this may be just a video game for children and you may think how old am I? I am old enough to drive a car and maybe have children who may have children. I offer no mercy even though they may be in the age bracket of 10-12 years old with a bed curfew and your occasional college student who probably smokes a lot of cannabis before game time.

If you do not believe, please leave me a comment with your SSBB friend code and a brief profile of why you believe you may have a slim chance of standing toe to toe with a legend among men. Leaving me comments like, “I am good” or “I’ll f**k you up with Princess Toadstool” won’t pass.

Add my friend code and you’ll understand why you should have not came out of your mother’s womb.
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